On Stranger Tides, Pirates Star-Johnny Depp's Cool Fashion Statement

(L-R Photos) Cannes, May 14;  Disneyland California, May 7;  London, May 12

Hollywood A-List actor Johnny Depp has been pretty busy going around the globe - Cannes, California, London-  for attending the "premiere" events for his new film, Pirates of The Carribean: On Stranger Tides.

Take notice on how Johnny dresses himself, of course he's got stylists but if you'll look closely, his clothes are bold and daring - Depp's the straight guy that can wear anything without me thinking that he's gay.

In other words, he carries himself well.

You go Jack Sparrow, spread some more fashion goodness!

Johnny Depp Slimes the Crowd at the Kids' Choice Awards

A thing that is messy: Johnny Depp the slime hose! The actor unleashed a stream of green goo on the crowd last night at the Kids' Choice Awards, and definitely created a giant mess at the Nickelodeon event.

The 47-year-old big kid picked up the blimp for Favorite Movie Actor for Alice in Wonderland and celebrated his victory by dousing the front rows with slime.

Before turning his slime gun on the crowd, Johnny said: "You guys are the future. Take good care of us.”

The show also awarded Justin Timberlake, but for his charitable efforts, not his acting. He was given the Big Help award, and said: "I want to dedicate this to all of you very cool, very loud kids. This is your world."

Justin Bieber was the night’s biggest winner, picking up Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song for his hit "Baby," but he couldn't be there to accept his prizes because he's currently touring through Europe.

The Incredible Hulk's Dirty Job at the 2011 KCA

The Incredible Hulk may have had this fetish of squirting it all out on his b*tch's face.  

Heidi Klum Gets Cummed At KCA 2011 (Photo: Jeff Kravitz/Film Magic)

Rumor has it, the huge green monster has been hired by the KCA's producers to constantly frisk his epic what-itness during the awards show. He's been instructed to lie down under the stage, just below the podium where the celebrities would present and accept their awards.

Hulk has been hiding because the show is for kids, right? The last thing that parents would want to see is his superhero log throbbing off the screen.

Hit or miss: once you have opened the shaft's cover and Hulk's about to explode - a drum full of green slime will definitely "cum" out of the hole shooting in your face. 

But wait , here comes Johnny Depp, he's about to prove that the "frisking green monster under the podium" is just pure and crazy imagination.

Johnny Depp aims the slime hose at the audience (Photo: Jeff Kravitz/ Film Magic)

Now we know the truth.

According to Nickelodeon, the famous slime is made up of jello, flour, baby shampoo, green food coloring and water. This year alone, a total of 11 people were slimed (9 celebrities, 2 animated characters) -  the highest slime-rate since it  was introduced on 1988.

No, it's not The Incredible Hulk's semen, okay.  It's  a legit slime. 







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New Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer Comes Out

Jack Sparrow gets a lot of tan. This time, on stranger tides.

Photo by Walt Disney Pictures

The Pirates of the Caribbean has released its new feature trailer that will surely get pirate fans excited. Depp reprises his Academy-Award-Nominated-Role in search for the fountain of youth along with Penelope Cruz and Geoffry Rush.  Battling the furious waves of the ocean with a new nemesis, Ian Mcshane.

I have just noticed, Ian's Blackbeard get up looks exactly like Sparrow, the more "darker one." (Maybe they are father and son in the movie, a twist that will be revealed towards the end. Just a guess.)

Ian McShane as Blackbeard (Photo by Walt Disney Pictures)

Look out for the weird mermaids, they are monstrous. Snake-like glimmering scaly fish tails, and yes they can fly. Scary.

The film will open this summer, can't wait for May 20.

Johnny Depp Reveals What It Will Take For Him to Quit Acting

Johnny Depp has starred in over 45 films in a career spanning almost three decades, playing everything from 1950s teen rebel “Cry Baby” Wade Walker and the fantastical creation “Edward Scissorhands,” to the eccentric Willy Wonka in “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” and, of course, the famed Captain Jack Sparrow in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” trilogy.
So has Depp, 47, already done it all? 
Not quite. It turns out that there are few boxes left to check before he turns away from Hollywood once and for all.
“I'm going to have to play (King) Leer or (Don) Quixote or something. It would have to be something like that. And then just walk away,” Depp told FOX411’s Pop Tarts while promoting his upcoming computer-animated comedy, “Rango.” “But there's still some stuff definitely that I'd like to do out there. There's certain books that I've been in love with for years that I'd love to bring to life – things like Tom Robbins 'Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates,' that's a great, great book. We're in the works now to put 'The Ginger Man' by JP Donleavy up, get that on its feet, so that's a very exciting possibility.”
However, for the time being the A-list actor is busy plugging the family-friendly “Rango,” in which he voices a chameleon aspiring to be a swashbuckling hero – although even he admitted that the filming process made him feel a little… silly.

“It was fun, but you couldn't help feel ridiculous. You know, you're a middle aged man pretending like you're dragging this tail around behind you,” Depp explained. “Or like (co-star) Harry Dean Stanton comes up to you and he's like, ‘hey man, this is kind of a weird gig, isn't it?’ and you're thinking, ‘Oh just wait, we just started, Harry.’”
But in the days before he entertained the kids as a lovable rebel in family friendly flicks like “Rango” and the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series, Depp was a kid himself, playing pretty much the same character.
“When I was a kid, we would play cowboys and Indians, and I wanted to be the Indian. I always did,” he added, “The rebel – it's built in.”