'Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon' Official Theatrical Trailer

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hollows - Part Two Trailer Debuts!

This new trailer looks promising. I have never seen the characters - especially Daniel Radcliffe - this dirty and stressed. 

They may have been battling with some serious wizard sh*t against the scary Volde-f*cking-mort.

Are you scared of the villain with nostrils shaped like a chihuahua pussy? 

Hmm, those nose holes look like a little sewn because the real openings migrated in his ass, that's why Lord V and his demented army are into an epic invasion a la Hitler. Rumor has it, he's gonna bore a hole in all the wizards faces. That's how furious he is, Damn.

Let's just hope our little protagonist in the name of Hurry Spotter will stop his retarded plan - and i heard, Spotter will make a sacrifice to save Hogwarts' ass.
I just hope our wonder-wizard who never grew will device a scheme to stop all this magical mess.  Let us  imagine our dear Hurry holding a billiard stick instead of his little gay wand, smacking all the balls of evil back into Lord Valdemort's mother-lovin crap portal.

Beat that.

Forgive me Harry Potter fans, for i have sinned. Ha!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part Two hits theaters in 3D and 2D on July 15!

"X-Men: First Class" Full Trailer

It's here! The full trailer of X-Men: First Class!

James McAvoy (Professor X) and Michael Fassbender (Magneto) will take us to the past, before every mutant has their own sh*t going.

If you would notice, the trailer has this slow transition, quite outdated -not glossy -feel to it. 

Primarily because the story for this new X-Men franchise happened during the 1960's Cuban Missile Crisis - back when your grandparents were probably doing some kama-sutra crap trying to conceive for your now parents. 

It's called art, so don't complain and just be thankful, okay? (pun intended)

X-Men: First Class will hit theaters June 3, 2011

Cowboys & Aliens' Trailer Has Landed

Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford, Cowboys & Aliens

Cowboys & Aliens' second trailer popped out today. 

It just came out, nothing special, nothing new.

I can see Indiana Jones whopping up some alien-ass-Independence-Day-sh*t, while Olivia Wilde is going sexy time, Western-style with the shirtless Justin Timberlake Daniel-uber tan-Craig.

The John Favreu-directed and Steven Spielberg-produced flick will hit theaters on July 29, 2011, and yeah... it also stars Harrison Ford.

Lars Von Trier's New Melancholia Movie Trailer

The trailer is out!
Tagged as "a beautiful movie about the end of the world", "visionary-in-his-own-right," Danish-director Lars Von Trier presents another weird offering with Melancholia, a follow up to his critically acclaimed film, Antichrist.

Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia. Photo: Magnolia Pictures

The movie is a story about two sisters, Kirsten Dunst and Cannes Best Actress winner Charlotte Gainsbourg, who find their relationship challenged as an unknown lonely blue planet threatens to smash on earth.

Comments After The Jump, Watch Melancholia's Trailer After The Jump

Kirsten Dunst, Melancholia. Photo: Magnolia Pictures

With regard to Kirsten Dunst's nude scenes, let's see if she's gonna be nominated for an Oscar, like in the Best Exhibitionist category!

Watch the movie trailer here.

After watching this trailer, you'd feel only two things - either your art-sy side is saying "fantastic!" or your common sense is shouting something "stupid!"

Whichever applies to you, i'ts your own judgement.

It's just the trailer anyway, let's wait for the film to come out later this July, then we'll see.

How about you? Did you like it?

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Your Highness Premieres With A Big Bang

The hilarious medieval-themed film Your Highness debuted last Friday (April 1) in UCSB. Present were the stars of the foul-mouthed-flick; James Franco, Danny McBride, plus the surprise tamed appearance of a mythical standing bull with a big sh*t to flaunt.

Danny McBride and the Beast ( Credit: dlisted.com)

The producers of the movie staged a nationwide college "who's to host the premiere" competition and fortunately the University of California Santa Barbara won.  Fortunate because the beastly Mr. Bullsh*t brought no harm but pleasure (really?), so there ain't no reported injuries. 

An Exclusive Look At Your Highness Rated-R Movie Trailer

The 127 Hours actor James Franco together with the ever funny Danny McBride took time to take wacky pictures and autographs with students who flocked UCSB’s Storke Plaza.

James Franco (left) checks out some hot stuff  (Credit: dlisted.com)

Natalie Portman was absent in the premiere since the actress' ovary will be puking her baby any moment from now. 

Matadors in Spain wave a dark red cloth to make bulls angry. Good thing Gossip Girl's Blake Lively was not present in the event. Had she worn this bloody crap, my god, Mr. Bull would have gone wild and f*ckin'.

Blake Lively at CinemaCon, April 1, 2011

Your Highness will hit theaters on April 8. 

An Exclusive Look At Your Highness Rated-R Movie Trailer

An Exclusive Look at "Your Highness'" Rated-R Movie Trailer

Black Swan days are over. Oscar's Best Actress winner Natalie Portman goes comedy and kinky in her new movie that will hit theaters this spring. 

Photo: Universal Pictures

Portman's new film, "Your Highness," is a mix of fantasy and comedy set in medieval times. Yes, the movie currently carries an “R” rating and yes, she has a scene there where she wore a skimpy bikini ( really, there are bikinis in medieval times?). 

From the trailer alone, you would notice scenes full of old English sexual jokes and non-stop cursing. And i am telling you, this one looks promising. Riot!

The movie also stars James Franco, Danny McBride and Zooey Deschanel. Enjoy!

New Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer Comes Out

Jack Sparrow gets a lot of tan. This time, on stranger tides.

Photo by Walt Disney Pictures

The Pirates of the Caribbean has released its new feature trailer that will surely get pirate fans excited. Depp reprises his Academy-Award-Nominated-Role in search for the fountain of youth along with Penelope Cruz and Geoffry Rush.  Battling the furious waves of the ocean with a new nemesis, Ian Mcshane.

I have just noticed, Ian's Blackbeard get up looks exactly like Sparrow, the more "darker one." (Maybe they are father and son in the movie, a twist that will be revealed towards the end. Just a guess.)

Ian McShane as Blackbeard (Photo by Walt Disney Pictures)

Look out for the weird mermaids, they are monstrous. Snake-like glimmering scaly fish tails, and yes they can fly. Scary.

The film will open this summer, can't wait for May 20.

Drugs, Ballet, and Lessons on How to Touch Yourself (Black Swan Movie Review)

Once you go black, you'll never go back.

Darren Aronofsky's staggering presentation of his point of view has become so constrained in Black Swan, every scene will certainly be savored with breathtaking suspense. His clever and cunning concept has achieved its goal of letting the viewers decode the truth lost in the protagonist's schizophrenic soul. Being a visionary that he is, the director has again exhibited his improved tone of tension within every frame that will surely make every sane mind question realism.



True to its erotic thriller theme and title, black pitch and dark production design were made obvious throughout the movie - a little predictable but quite understandable.  The arresting musical score "that punctuates each anxiety" in some horrifying scenes has helped a lot in reminding me to get back to my senses.  The film has had its share of weird moments; just consider Natalie Portman's stunning performance. Her multi-faceted portrayal of a tormented ballet dancer is a revelation that surely will ignite anxiety in every living swan in Hollywood.

Simply put, this film has exceeded every viewers' expectations... my expectations. The moment you see Black Swan, you'll be extremely terrified, I warn you: entertaining the idea of watching it again could blow your F'n mind.

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Kim Kardashian would die

Kim Kardashian would die to get a role

Kim Kardashian would die to get a role in a movie. And not just any role. Kim Kardashian wants to play a very special character. I want to be bad vampire drink blood, skin, and whose light is the sun

Kim Kardashian is one of those girls that will be closer to the edge of full beautiful Rob Pattinson in a Twilight film. Days before the player responded to various social issues, including whether you want to join a team or a movie. "I want to die in the role of this film! Especially when I think of how many beautiful men are on the shooting. It would certainly have preferred the role of a friendly vampire. Or, if you think that is a very, very bad."Kim is a journalist asked whether he has read all the books that inspired the film, regardless of how she wants the role. Young lady admitted that she does not read any, and added that many people know these things, because his younger sister at home, throwing parties Twilight theme.

Kim Kardashian would die to get a role

Kim Kardashian would die to get a role

Kim Kardashian would die to get a role

Kim Kardashian would die to get a role