Showing posts with label Heidi Klum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heidi Klum. Show all posts

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Incredible Hulk's Dirty Job at the 2011 KCA

The Incredible Hulk may have had this fetish of squirting it all out on his b*tch's face.  
Heidi Klum Gets Cummed At KCA 2011 (Photo: Jeff Kravitz/Film Magic)
Rumor has it, the huge green monster has been hired by the KCA's producers to constantly frisk his epic what-itness during the awards show. He's been instructed to lie down under the stage, just below the podium where the celebrities would present and accept their awards.


Hulk has been hiding because the show is for kids, right? The last thing that parents would want to see is his superhero log throbbing off the screen.

Hit or miss: once you have opened the shaft's cover and Hulk's about to explode - a drum full of green slime will definitely "cum" out of the hole shooting in your face. 

But wait , here comes Johnny Depp, he's about to prove that the "frisking green monster under the podium" is just pure and crazy imagination.
Johnny Depp aims the slime hose at the audience (Photo: Jeff Kravitz/ Film Magic)
Now we know the truth.

According to Nickelodeon, the famous slime is made up of jello, flour, baby shampoo, green food coloring and water. This year alone, a total of 11 people were slimed (9 celebrities, 2 animated characters) -  the highest slime-rate since it  was introduced on 1988.

No, it's not The Incredible Hulk's semen, okay.  It's  a legit slime. 







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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Kim Kardashian Back in Twenties Glamour on Eva Longoria's 36th Birthday

Her hair pinned up in tight curls, and her hourglass figure showed off to maximum effect in a flapper dress, Kim Kardashian was the epitome of Twenties glamour.

And completing the effect was a fur-effect shrug and a lick of bright red lipstick.

The reality TV star's stunning transformation was in honour of Eva Longoria's fancy dress 36th birthday party.

Also getting into the spirit was supermodel Heidi Klum, who wore a vintage-style beaded purple dress and head-band.