PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Vic Sotto, John Llyod Cruz, Shalani Soledad

Manila, Philippines
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

Shalani Soledad, Preview May 2011,  Photo: Summit Media, Fashion Media Philippines

This girl knows how to attend a funeral ceremony in style.
Shalani girl, choose your next would-be boyfriend wisely. Shoo away  that TV host or experience his "dark romance."

After her ex-girlfriend's alleged "kissing photos" were feasted-on on the web, Vic Sotto says Pia Guanio is very, very good in... friendship? PUSH

Finally, John Lloyd Cruz can  now throw his make-up kit full of white sh*tty cake foundation. - ABS

Tommy boy, wear any colored brief other than red. That way, Marianita can stare at your hot-dog pouch. - ABOUT SHOWBIZ

Confirmed! This  Movie Actress and fanged TV Personality gets her flower garden watered in Disneyland - Hongkong! Stray dogs Ha! Could you please inject her with anti-rabies. - ABS

I'm telling you Ruffa G  together with your uber sexy body, don't drink a lot of wine when you're doing photo-shoots, see, you can't even stand straight! - PEP

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PINOY Tabloid Wrap-Up: Raymond Gutierrez, Angelica Panganiban, Shalani Soledad

Manila, Philippines.
What you need to know about your favorite sluts.

While the one from up above was being remembered suffering in the hands of the fierce Roman Soldiers (last week), Angel Locsin's flower garden has allegedly suffered... too.? Pretty kicked and bit by the stray dogs huh, holy shiz!
[Remate]

I told you, Angelica Panganiban is an effective sex  love&relationship teacher. [omg.ph]

Don't know how to fix your lose screw? Call "Mula Sa Puso" actors Lauren Young and Jm de Guzman - reports say it's their expertise. Techie-much! [Remate]

Tell me, Mr. you-know-what's right, What kind of education do your viewers get from your Showbiz Talk Show, huh? [Starbites]

Don't step out of your comfort zone Shalani girl, you look better wearing a yellow dress. [StyleBible]

Raymond Gutierrez appears in a video series with a title that suits himself, "Behind the BY-lines." uh, oh.. he ain't a By, he's Guy. Ha! [Behind The By-lines]

And because it's so freaking hot today, let's refresh with Sharon Cuneta's hilarious noodle commercial.