Pippa Middleton Will Sue Newspaper For Publishing Her Topless Sunbathing Photos

Pippa Middleton: the sister of Kate that flirted with Prince Harry, the girl with a hot ass, and now, the sex-symbol who sunbathe topless - that's why she's been offered to do porn.

Yeah, you read it right, she wants her tits tanned like her boob-sies.

The "not-so-royal-photos" were taken in 2006 way before the Royal wedding.
The paparazzi took the photo when the Middleton sisters, together with Prince William, were having their "private" vacation in Spain.

Pippa went topless on a yacht in Ibiza - or was she doing her laundry, talk about washing your bra in seawater. I don't know if detergents work with saltwater. 

The upside, all the boys has got to see Pippa's pair of coconuts, err,  just one coconut, and it's quite far.

The downside, the Middleton family are planning to file a legal complaint against two newspapers that published the "topless" photos.

Check Out Pippa's topless photo after the jump.

Kate Middleton's Sister, Pippa Middleton, Got $5 Million Offer From Steven Hirsc of Vivid Entertainment

Pippa Middleton is offered $5 million for one scene in adult movie

Kate Middleton’s 27-year-old sister Pippa Middleton has been buzzing around on the internet since the end of Royal Wedding on April 29. Her pictures in bikini, half naked, with naked friends and with Prince Willam are one of most viewed items on the internet in last few days.

Now Pippa Middleton again got something stunning and unexpected from Steven Hirsch, the founder of porn film company Vivid Entertainment, in form of $5 million offer to star in just one scene of an adult movie. 

Hirsch didn’t only offer to Pippa Middleton, but he is ready to test James Middleton also in his movie.

Pippa Middletn now has a Facebook page dedicated to her bottom – the “Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society” – with tens of thousands of fans.

Pippa Middleton To Do PORN?

Pippa Middleton knows how to do it wild, Photo: Hollywood Life

Because her bottoms are hot.

TMZ reports that Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry's fling-mate in the Royal Wedding, has been offered to do "one" porn "explicit" scene for $5 million dollars.

F*cking what!?

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment reportedly sent Pippa a letter saying that her "beauty and attitude" could make the bridesmaid a "huge and successful" adult star. Now that is one real sh*t

Part of the offer says Pippa has the liberty to choose whom she wants to be her f*ckin partner, if ever.

And if Pippa wants some "brotherly protection," she can tag along James Middleton under a $1million dollar paycheck. That is, if her brother would want to appear in a separate "explicit" porn scene.

Yikes!

This job is so un-royal, in a way.

Pippa Middleton, "Shake Ya Flirt-y Ass" For Prince Harry! - Shake Ya Ass (Video)

This new shake-it video will surely make Prince Harry's day.

Some bummer who's obviously addicted to Pippa Middleton's hot ass made a mash-up about the bridesmaid's bottom moments in the Royal wedding.

Take notice of the holy priest-in-red who nodded many times in approval. 

Inside Prince Harry's Royal Heart: Pippa Middleton, OUT; Chelsy Davy, IN..Again?

Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry, and Chelsy Davy

The flirt-y truth.

Chelsy Davy, Prince Harry's on-off girlfriend for sometime now, has also been invited to the royal wedding. Yes, you heard it right, Davy flew his ass from somewhere in the globe to London just to attend the event.

Well, she was Harry's "plus one." - heck, who would not want to get hold of that Royal ticket inside the event. 

According to the rumor mill, Chelsy is reportedly giving her 5-year rocky relationship with Harry a tenth second chance. 

When it comes to marriage with the cheeky prince - it's another story. Davy once told her friends, "There's no way we are getting married.  It's not a life for me"

So she's just after the Royal event? Ha!

Well, it doesn't end there. 

Our roaming sluts that attended the after-wedding event said that our playboy, Harry and the nutty, Chelsy were a little flirty-flirty.

Some have referred to the pair as "the life and soul" of that party.

In fact, I  have read from another slut's personal "diary" that Harry wrapped his arms around Davy many times and at one point, whispered to her ear, "You're next"

Now what kind of bugging device these slutty-moles are using that they can hear even the second prince's whisper?

Prince Harry Flirts With Pippa Middleton - The Royal Way

Prince Harry may have seduced the bridesmaid, but Pippa Middleton ain't flirting back. 

Apparently, our dear Pippa with a hot ass, has her own boyfriend in the name of Alex Loudon, and they are pretty committed.

Pippa Middleton and  her 30-year old boyfriend, Alex Loudon 

So, who is it gonna be? Harry?

Prince Harry Flirts With Pippa Middleton - The Royal Way

Pippa Middleton laughs as Prince Harry Tickles Her Funny-bone.

Who was spotted doing some flirty-flirty on the Royal Balcony?

Reports say, the Playboy Prince Harry told the bridesmaid, Pippa Middleton, "You do look very beautiful today, seriously"

Pippa responds, "not as beautiful as your sword, Papi" (obviously i made up Pippa's remarks, okay!)

The naughty 26-year-old Prince can't even control his admiration for Pippa that in one instance inside the church, he adjusted his royal weapon - bigtime. What the heck!

Prince Harry Adjusts His Sword, Photo: DListed

Another Royal Wedding in the making? Ha!

Prince William and Kate Middleton's "The Royal Wedding" As Seen Through The Eyes of A Slut