MAILMAN SAYS SHIT ON ME WELL I'LL JUST SCAT YOU RIGHT BACK- (VIDEO)- WE ARE ALL ANIMALS OMG NO WIPE!

VIDEO EXPLAINS IT ALL

"I cannot think of a more succinct statement about the state of the nation than this one: "He started pulling his pants down and started defecating and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures" says borderline genius tax payer/soon to host cnn show